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Living Where I Live Is Stupid by Todd Fletcher
You sent me a video of your dog. I said "What?" You sent me a video of your dog. You said "Hi darling." I said "Send me another video of your dog." You said "Okay." I said "I was dreaming about you." I said "Hello?" I said "Are you there?"




Todd Fletcher is an unemployed college dropout. He has a blog here.