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Valentine's 5-0 by Danny O'Connor
Valentine’s hit the big 5-0
He’s now no Lothario
More like Malvolio

He’s worn grey as a pleasure
And passed on his treasure
To Leonardo Di Caprio

His hair is shorn
His love’s forlorn
This Valentine’s torn
And thrown in the bucket

His lust is passed to dust
2nd class post won’t get there first




Danny O'Connor is a member of the frontier writers’ group, Cumbernauld , Scotland . He is past the big 5-0. His hair & beard are grey. This beard is cut as a goatee. His wife, Maureen, is the love of his life.