1st Line by David Siegel Bernstein
1:12 PM | Author: Glen Binger
1st Line by David Siegel Bernstein

The Rapture began when the Republican Party merged with the ACLU and ended when the Democrats exercised their right to bear arms.

David Siegel Bernstein's non-literary projects include: Re-inventing the wheel, the Sisyphus relief project, referring to himself in the third person (as THE David, lest fools confuse him with the other one). For more information please visit DavidSiegelBernstein.blogspot.com.
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On 6/27/09, 7:32 PM , Sam said...

haha I like that the rapture ends eventually.