1st line by Justin Heifetz
1:09 PM | Author: Glen Binger
1st line by Justin Heifetz

Diary No. 204 of Abigail Martin Scott

*Do NOT Open Until Properly Dated by Means of Stratigraphy, Radio-Carbon Dating, Comparative Analysis, and, Preferably a Combination of All Three Aforementioned Archaeological Methods; Or, If Far Into the Future, by Means I Never Understood*




Justin Heifetz: young, stressed, and a bit stupid (hates linking verbs).
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2 comments:

On 6/17/09, 2:30 PM , Sam said...

I laughed out loud. Great story!

 
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