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Must Have GSOH by Diane Lowrie

“It pays to have a sense of humour in the bedroom,” he told her, winking. She found out later how true this was when in order to play hide the sausage, she had to find it first. And when she did, for some reason, he didn’t find her laughter funny.




Diane Lowrie often ponders over whether she would be a better writer if she drank less pink wine and led a more virtuous life. Thankfully she isn't motivated enough to find out. This story is dedicated to a friend who's had a rough time because of a guy recently. She knows who she is.