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1st line by Mel Bosworth

Squinting on the bench with my legs crossed, I was granted a moment’s reprieve from the sunlight as the rhythm of the universe obstructed the yellow spray with the clock tower just long enough for me to make the observation that people who don’t smoke play a lot more air guitar.




Mel Bosworth does not drink, but he's a tremendous fan of the Drunken Noodle. He eats it whenever he can. Read more at his website, eddiesocko.blogspot.com.