1st line by Tim Lantz
12:51 PM | Author: Glen Binger
1st line by Tim Lantz

Depressed about not having been in the news since 1994, Richard Nixon achieved his comeback by robbing a 711 while wearing a Richard Nixon mask.

Tim Lantz teaches English in Dalian, China. His Web site is timlantz.com.
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On 11/9/09, 8:23 PM , Unknown said...

Hey Tim! Fancy seeing you here. Love the 1st line. Keep writing! Talk to you soon. ~Erin