Pig by N. God Savage
1:30 PM | Author: Glen Binger
Pig by N. God Savage

"Please don't do that with your nose," she said. "It makes you look like a pig."
"Maybe I want to look like a pig," he said.
"Why?"
"Because then I could pretend to be bacon."
"I really don't deserve you," she said, and it was not intended as a compliment.




N. God Savage is a writer and philosopher from Belfast in Northern Ireland. He has written fiction for over ten years, but only recently decided to let anyone other than his wife read it. More at www.ngodsavage.com.
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1 comments:

On 12/3/09, 12:58 PM , quin browne said...

clever by half.