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1st line by Christian Berntsen

When I was first learning the trade my grandfather had told me that we’re all time travelers, it’s just most of us only go one way.




Christian Berntsen is a writer who hails from an island known for being particularly long. He keeps one of those mythical Day Job thingies, a pretty keen thing in the current economy, and is the owner of eight fish--three of which are missing a left eye each, and a fourth suspected of murder. All of the preceding is true, but if you're in the mood for lies go to his blog and give him a dollar (he'll see what he can do). This is where he haunts: http://manakalita.blogspot.com/.