50 words your baby can read by Sam Cicero
11:14 AM | Author: Glen Binger
50 words your baby can read by Sam Cicero

It started innocently enough, parents purchasing a television product called “Your Baby Can Comprehend Abstract Symbols”. After reading Dr. Suess books baby was happy. When she read Twilight her parents were charmed. Finally the two year old read Nietzsche and entered an existential funk and died promptly the next day.

Sam Cicero learned to read by studying cereal boxes as an infant. One day when he has children of his own, he plans on reading them Nietzsche at bedtime instead of Dr. Suess. He wishes good luck and apologizes to his kids’ future kindergarten teachers.
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