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Manufacturers Defect by Shannon Peil

What is this? Your warranty guaranteed a child of at least superior intellect! This thing is addlebrained!” He yelled, shaking and clutching his wife’s shoulder. The doctor quickly dismissed his technician with the baby and attempted to calm them, punching in the request for a new child into the terminal.




Shannon Peil is a writer living in Boulder, Colorado. He has been named "Most influential man in the Multiverse of 2010" by three separate secret societies that have asked to remain anonymous. He also edits the literary journal amphibi.us [http://amphibi.us.]