1st Line by Ethan Swage
12:13 PM | Author: Glen Binger
1st Line by Ethan Swage

As instructed, Grandma squeezed her pistol's trigger instead of pulling it, and those unfortunate relatives who had leapt out from behind her furniture and hollered Surprise! thanked their maker that she was such a horrible shot.

Ethan Swage is a New Jersey–based writer/artist/photographer whose work has appeared in Flashshot, The Legendary, Everyday Weirdness, DiddleDog, 50 to 1, and Six Sentences.
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On 9/30/10, 5:49 PM , Anonymous said...

Loved this. Laughed out loud.
I'd love to read the page that came after this line!